Trainspotting: The First Day of the Edinburgh Festival.

- Yes. One of the (china) dolls hands us a piece ay paper wi Brecht: TheCaucasian Chalk Circle by Nottingham University Theatre Group on it.Doubtless a collection of zit-encrusted, squeaky-voiced wankers playing oot amiserable pretenstion tae the arts before graduating to work in the powerstations which give the local children leukemia or investment consultancieswhich shut doon factories,